This application was sent to my ask box. Maybe poor girl was too shy to ask Hend directly la siol

Hello everyone, my name is Nur Ahlian Bte Muthu.

Dad aku Cina, Mum aku Indian, but my mak got have affair with this one hot Malay barber la siol. So skin aku skarang kuning, but, my vocab all Malay sia siol.

I like politic, but politic is what la eh? Perangai ah tiong and Malaysial boleh la wo!

Meat tu I also like. Meat like that old malay band sing lagu Isabella anak pak Dolah!

I don’t like to think la! Kening aku sakit la siol punya anak hantu!

The moment of preparation before stepping on to the escalator.

chlordiazepoxide:

kjakerz:

alexandrarara:

julianana:

kjakerz:

i am seriously laughing so hard right now

 This is why i would always be so afraid to get on an escalator -____-

7k fudge?!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(via perturabo)

My reactions to Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows trailer:

injectchaos:

Initially:

Warner Bros Logo:

Voldemort’s battle cry thing:

Bellatrix/Hermione & Gringotts:

Battle of Hogwarts:

Harry and Voldy jumping off the building or whatever it was:

Molly and Bellatrix:

From that point onwards:

I AM NOT READY TO SAY GOODBYE TO MY CHILDHOOD!! I AM SO UPSET! HOLD ME!

(via mycharliebrown)

itsneverbeenlikethat:

why do i feel like i need to make a print of this and stick it on my wall…

(Source: brotips, via thegirlwhodidntliveuptohername)

CPR Gang

Hello, this is Aidah Burne on behalf of the CPR Gang (the rest will have their say soon!)

This is a platform to help our good friend, Henderik (who may also be called TYZ from this moment henceforth) to realise that he is in fact a young adult & not contrary to his belief, a 45 year old man.

We”ve decided to set up a foundation (hereinafter referred to as the “CPR Foundation”) to help him. It’s for a good cause.

We are basically looking for;

(a) Girls
(b) Introducing Henderik to a world full of fun & joy outside of politics, financial crisis & pension money.

TYZ needs TLC & also intellectual conversation. As friends, sometimes, we want to have brainless conversation & it gets daunting to always have intellectual conversation with TYZ.

So if you think you’re pretty, hot, smart, like LFC (Liverpool Football Club!) & has a dislike for Macdonalds (he hates Mac cause of me), thinks politics is an awesome topic of conversation, understand the mechanism of Wall Street, then please! Give us a submission!

Remember, THIS IS FOR A GOOD CAUSE!

Another member of the said CPR Gang will interview you as a potential candidate. HAHA. I’ll just vet the submission!

ok ok this one just 2 old farts.

See this old fart? My friend Henderik hosted a party where the old fart was the guest of honour. His muka masam is due to Henderik complaining to the old fart’s brother Kim Jong Ok that the old fart was eating all of the candy, and then the old fart got spanked.

But the old fart won a box of frozen chicken wings in the lucky draw, so no problem.

My friend Henderik took this photo while he met Col Gaddafi at an exhibition once. See the guy in white with the awesome bling bling? Yeah that’s Col Gaddafi’s designer and stylist.

Hi!

Hi!

Hello. My name is Henderik. Nama saya Muhammad Henderik bin Abu. Wo shi Tan Yi Zhou. Ok that’s about it, I don’t know Tamil. See I’m very multiracial right?

My friends love me so much that they made a place for me to accept the applications that you girls will send in, by the hundreds, once this site is up and running.

Even though I didn’t want them to, they still made it. Aiya, so troublesome, right?

But never mind, they must love me too much, haha!

This will probably be the last time I post, because I’m too tired being a slave to your goondu Gahmen (hehe nice ring to it), and also because too many girls ah, and then I get headache. My friends will take over for me.

I’m looking for a girl that can:

1) Talk about politics
2) Play football
3) Refer to it as football, not soccer (Bodoh Americans!)
4) Shorter than me, so I can hug her nicely
5) Love meat

Ok, Bye!